• Lexie and Felipe were (tragically) absent, leaving us in Treasurer Mickey's capable hands.
• Special Guest Appearance by Nick, aka our next year's RA! Anees made a terrible pun about his name and Nick assured us that he would not make bad jokes.
• Lexie-by-proxy informed us that the zoo trip will be rescheduled...again.
• Tyler and Khyle won the Roommate Game (wassup?!) with 4.5 correct responses and they will advance to the prestigious next round.
• Avi and/or Laura pointed out Nick The New RA (again) and reminded us to get hype for the Sox game tomorrow. Avi will be leading people out at 6. And the valuble extra ticket yet remains unclaimed! Get thee to an RH posthaste if you'd like to buy it.
• Tuesday's study break is "something delicious" (says Avi) and on Tuesday-ish we will all receive brightly-colored papers that we have to hang out to because they are our housing contracts and they're important.
• Wednesday @ 10 is a mysteriously unknown Master's study break.
• Thursday at the usual time is Roman Holiday at Cinema Vincent.
• Off the record, Anees reminded us that on Saturday you should totally go to the Talent Show and not the RM's trip.
• A week from Tuesday is the super-important Housing Lottery at 8:30 and not a minute later FOR REALZ or you lose your lottery number. If you can't be there at 8:30 sharp, get a proxy and talk to Avi-or-Laura for further guidance.
• Avi just wanted to say that he said everything he wanted to say.
• Quoth RA Anees: We will go to Clark St. and walk and eat breakfast and lunch and ice cream on a sunny day, maybe this Saturday (or not).
• Vinnie Awards are coming up, so look out for an email. And the quarter's half over already, so plan events quickly and stop talking to your husband or wife.
• Apparate with your housemates to MSI for HP goodness on May 15th. Laura will figure out how many galleons and sickles we need and send us an owl*.
• House funds are at about 680 dollars after TV sale money and BJO cash.
  
• TALENT SHOW THIS SATURDAY CHECK YOUR EMAIL AND COME ENJOY TALENT
• Dorian, Pat, and Berenice will be setting up Assassins on Tuesday. There will be codenames and it's not too late to sign up.
• Roast of Anees (bwahaha) will be May 24th. Start writing up some witty bons mots and get excited for Dorian's mocktails.
• Self-aware cool people played soccer on Thursday and sadly lost. Our first softball game of the season was awesome (including an epic RBI by your secretary) even though we kind of lost.
• No moar prospies for the academic year! Dorian thanked us heartily.
• Dorian's organizing a bitchin' paintballin' trip May 31st. It will cost around 45 bucks for a full day of awesome. Come test your real-life Halo skills against David Ottlinger.
• Congrats to Kimiko on her RA position in Bishop next year!
• The birthday fairy flitted in and reminded us to wish Monika a happy birthday this Thursday.
• The constitutional amendment for the new house funds managment system passed from bill to law with a 2/3 majority.

Vinnie: Seamus for lending electronic amplification, Elaine for using her body to make money for charity
Weenie: Felipe for not tending goal, the Weather for sucking hardcore
Word of the Week: "jerkin'" adj. As in Dude, that's jerkin'!

*Apologizes about how lame this sounds.