House Minutes 5/31

• Last house meeting of the year! Cue sad-sounding awwww. Emotions to be postponed for the end of the meeting.
  
• Laura sez: check your email for how to leave BJ after finals. Basically, they don't care where you sleep, but you can't sleep here. Leave by 3pm Saturday or incur $25/hr fees. Scrape your crap off the walls, throw away your trash, and repaint your walls if need be.
  
• Study Break on Tuesday and Movie Nite Thursday, as per uze. House BBQ Sunday at "probably like four in the afternoon, maybe, or five?" according to Laura. Gardening and good times to be had by all.
• Study Breaks galore during finals week, either Chez Schwabley or from Josh. Delish.
• 24 Quiet Hours start Thursday, so shut up and get studying.
• Anees (in his last Vincent RH meeting evar): I have finally given up on Clark St. Better luck next year?
• Anees is also having dinner with Nick The New RH and you can pass along any salient information you may have for him.
• KTHXBAI ANEES WE <3>
• Vote for DVD player with pushable buttons: A resounding yes! 69 or so dollars will be withdrawn from house savings to buy it.
• Dr. Osadjin will be swinging by for lunch at 12ish. Stop by and talk nutrition, exercise, or even non-bio topics.
• Felipe sez: report is forthcoming from the SCC survey.
• Vinnie awards will be Tuesday during study break. Eli and Tyler are cooking up some crazy scheme.
• THE ELECTION. Statements were made and we proceeded to the voting with bated breath...
• President: Lexie "Short A" Tabachnick
  
• Veep: Felipe Cocco "Puffs"
  
• Treasurer: Mickey "Moneybags" Stevens
  
• Secretary: Blair "Terrorist but not a man" Thornburgh
  
• IM Rep: Tara "Black Belt" Holder
  

WotW: "yoʊ" It had to be ewe...
Vinnie: Khyle and Jessen for their stupendous performances, Elaine for Relaying for Life (and lots o' fun)
Weenie: Abe for pitying a faux teen pregnancy

* Felipe scared the collective crap out of us by yelling at us to come to house meeting.
* Laura (on behalf of Avi and Laura): there is no free lunch for your friends at the Dunes, so if you brought one please pay up.
* Dining Hall will be closed tomorrow (Monday) night for Memorial Day and will be closing Wednesday of finals week so that they can build the New Dorm Food-Stravaganza pavilion. We might buy some granola bars and other such nibbles upon which to nosh for breakfast for Thurs. and Fri.
* Shop 'til you drop, as they say, at the outlet malls of suburbia tomorrow (Memorial Day). Pending additional vehicle space, you too could purchase discount duds.
* Anees Benferhat Memorial Endaquarter Dinner will take place as organized by ShamWow and Lexie.
* First Bit o' Nooze from PrezLex: More thinking needs to transpire re: DVD player. Vote to come next week at house meeting.
* Annoying Girl is (apparently) no longer a regular fixture at IHC meetings. Dean Art will be there 10th week for complaints or whatever, which you can pass on to Felipe, which he will voice or maybe not.
* Second Bit o' Nooze: No-min-ay-see-owns (as Lexie says) for House Council positions + IM Rep.

Nominations
IM Rep--Khyle, Dorian, Tara
President--Lexie, Eli, Elaine, David
Vice President--Felipe, Sunshine
Secretary--Blair, Eli, Abe, Seamus (pending constitutionality)
Treasurer--Mickey
House Dog--Miel (unopposed)

* UBallet, featuring our own Jessen O'Brien, will be dancing selections from Giselle and Alice in Wonderland Saturday and Sunday afternoon.
* Felipe's organization SPLASH, in which undergrads teach public school kids whatever they like, is looking for volunteers. He'll YoVincent us. Anees says that it's great and that you can even teach one on Smash. Thumbs up x2!


QotW: "Dammit, man, I'm a doctor, not a physicist!" Dr. McCoy
Vinnie: Eli for organizing the roast, Khyle and Ben for organizing an epicly unheard of 31-person trip to Chipotle and Star Trek
Weenie: Abe for mismatched socks, Random Lab School Lady for poooooooping herself