• A stirring round of applause kicked off this week's meeting. Quite invigorating.
  
• Laura: Easter Egg Hunt post-study break! Although by the time you read this it will be over probably!
• Dunes Trip will be May 23rd (with Mathews and Linn). It's about twelve bucks each, but totally worth it.
  
• The house lottery cometh! If you've gotten questions, ask a Schwabley.
• Expelliarmus! (or something...) Someone should really get around to picking a date for the HP MSI fest. If we invite other houses, there could be HARC funding.
• Vincent House Card Nite will be Saturday. Five dolla buy in (put it in yo mouf?). Snax, fun, and general camaraderie, plus making cashmoney for charity. Around eightish in one of the BJ lounges.
• GET UR MONEY IN FOR BASEBALL. Talk to Laura ASAP because she is buying the tickets Monday.
• Walkapalooza is coming soon! Got a street suggestion (not Cottage Grove, plz)? Talk to Anees.
• Prez. Lexie sez: Salisbury might take our TV for 30 bucks (which is way moar than it's worth), but nothing is for def yet so we shall see.
• Second City tix are going to be bought by Wednesday. Get your money to Lexie posthaste because they sell out fast!
• It's gonna be warm and pretty this weekend, so Lexie is going to lead a promenade through Lincoln Park zoo on Sunday.
• Felipe reports from IHC that there was a really annoying girl there. But seriously...on the 21st, a police officer from UCPD will come to talk about security, so email Felipe with any questions you have.
• Two Tuesdays from now we will participate in The Roomate Game. Come and learn things you may not even want to know about your housemates!
• Fill out the SCC survey and we can get cash money! You can actually answer it in one question...not that you should. Felipe will send us a link.
• Vincent House Council is considering controlling house funds in two accounts: money from inside the house and money from fundraising/BJO-type things, etc. so that we can allot more appropriate amounts for house subsidies and capitol improvements. Let Felipe/Lexie know if and what you think about our money management and we will vote on specifics for a constitutional amendment next house meeting.
• IM-wise, we've still got 12" softball, foosball, and billiards--email Khyle to sign up. Soccer dominated this week, which was "pretty sweet." We gave 20 bucks from house funds to pay IM fees.
• Pickup soccer Saturday at 2. Go with Anees and play...wassup?!
• Prospie week is imminent! We have bunches o' people hosting this coming Thursday (but Dorian could always take more...there are brownies to be had). We are going to show them a great time of some kind or another.
• Tara's birthday is Tuesday; Hannah's on Wednesday. So embarrass them by singing to them in the dining hall on the appropriate day!
• Listen to the sultry sound of Eli in the Morning Friday mornings from 2 to 4 am. whpk.org/stream or 88.5 if you actually own a radio.
• BJC will be selling t-shirts and having some kind of study break at some point.
• Anime Club will be selling Chinese Buns in Cobb for the next two weeks, and Pat encourages us to come and enjoy them...only a dollar!
• Jonah will be leading a trip to a Chicago Fire game May 9th or 31st. Tix are about 18 bucks, but are really invaluable because apparently the Fire is a really good team or something.
• Housewide Assassin? Water guns and paranoia? Talk to Bernie and it may go down in the near future...
• T shirt selling will happen Thursday and Friday in BJ's atrium, and times TBA in Reynolds.
  

WotW: "gewww" Definition removed for family audiences. Ask Eli or Lexie if you're curious.
Vinnies: Thum and Gaius for awesome Poker-related stuff
Weenies: The Romans! And Bensk for self-defenestration.